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: I don't know why guys find it so hard to be faithful

I've never cheated on any of my 47 girlfriends! since we begin dating.J

 
   

[A professor was traveling by a boat on a high sea, on their way he asked the sailor]

PROF> hey do know oceanology? biology? ecology? zoology? physiology? [the sailor said ‘no’ The got angry and said]

PROF> then wat u do kw , u’ll die of illiteracy! [30 minutes later, the boat began sinking. the sailor looked at prof and asked]

SAILOR> prof u do kw swiminology and escapeology from sharokoly?!![the prof said ‘no’]

 

SAILOR> well itz all right that means crocodileology gonna eat yur headdology and u’ll dielogy with yur knowledgeology cuz of yur badmouthology and grammatology      END

plz laughology and shareology

 Joke time

1. Most of the guys that say they don't date fat girls have fat mothers.

Be humble like your dad


 

2. It's better to sit in a bar thinking about God than to sit in a church thinking about beer


 

3. Have you ever been next to people who gossip so much that you're even scared of leaving them because you absolutely know you're next


 

4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem...

[ pick and go]


 

5. Some females are so afraid of killing cockroaches but they already did 5 abortions (my sister u don't need Jesus alone u need all the 12 disciples include Judas)


 

6. You will see a 13 year old girl posting stuff like "I want to forget everything and move on"

forget what little sister?...

(The multiplication table?)


 

7. A man is the head of the family, & a woman is the neck that turns the head (smiles)

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8. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today may wipe your face tomorrow (Real fact)


 

9. So you whisper God's name during prayer and Scream his Name so loud during sex? My sister what do you want to be blessed with, orgasms??


 

10. If Adam and Eve were chinese we would have been in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake ( talking too much)


 

11. If a girl dumps you because you don't have money and after you have made money... She comes back begging...

My brother... Forgive her... Promise her marriage... Tell her family that you want to renovate their house... Remove their roof and DISAPPEAR


 

12. When you see a poor man eating chicken, he is either sick or the chicken was sick ( I am a witness.)


 

13. yur security man head bigger than yours plz are u still the head of the family?

{D~RAW FUN}

Joke time


HUSBAND: My dear, it’s like the light in the

Toilet is now automatic!

WIFE: What happened?

HUSBAND: When I open the door the light

Came on and after I urinated and closed the

Door the light went off! 

WIFE: OMG Drunkard! Anu-ofia... (Bush animal) you have gone to

Urinate in the FRIDGE again! which pot of soup&stew is inside!  and we`r expecting visitors today!!

 {@D~RAW FUN}

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: Rejoice with me.... Finally I've found my soul mate ♥♥, the stupid hair cream was under my bed. [Lol! Wat hell u thinking?] 

©Osita/D-Raw 

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A man was beating his wife and the wife was screaming for help when one of their neighbors rushed in and told the husband "no no no! Baba Lucky, I am highly disappointed in you, you don't beat a woman... What you should do is to ignore her and marry another wife". The woman immediately stopped crying and turned to her husband "Baba Lucky, don't mind this stupid man, just continue beating me

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: Igbo women be like.. "So sad, 3 people and 2 mallam died in the accident"       Abeg, mallam no be human being?

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The way some people are black in Ghana nowadays ehhhh[OMG] ,if you shoot dem in the night...the bullet might come back and ask for torchlight. JJJJJ

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OMG! He’s about to use hammer (hahahaha)

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